Lucy’s birthday

Lucy’s birthday was a great day for everyone – especially me! I woke up early to make myself a cup of hot chai tea with extra hot and then waited for her to come downstairs. When she did, she walked into the kitchen to find 100,000 ‘Gary Vine Associates – Advice For Life’ business cards scattered all over the floor. She was shocked. “I didn’t just get you one birthday card, babe!” I said as I went back upstairs for a sleep.

By the time I’d woken up again it was time for her next present. I came downstairs and the lovely little thing had made me breakfast – egg on cold toast. Ten minutes later I was eating egg on hot toast and really appreciating the wonderful girlfriend I have. I have never once regretted meeting her at that Castaway audition.

It took my little SME Of Joy a few minutes to work out her next present, but once I explained to her the benefits of an SDSL line at home she was really interested in how exactly I thought it was a good present. I told her that and she went upstairs for a lie-down, clearly overwhelmed by my generosity!

Next I had to do some quick business so I rang Anya and told her to engage some clients wherever she was at that moment in time. Needless to say, Gary Vine Associates may soon be entering into an agreement with the Lithuanian Methodist Church. Eat that, competitors!

For dinner, I took the apple of both my eyes for dinner to her favourite restaurant: Chez Gary Vine. We had a lovely frozen pizza made by some kind of doctor (so it must be good!) and then some ice cream left over from Valentine’s Day.

She then went to bed and I watched my Top Gear DVD. There were some really great cars.

Ciao!

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