Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back before breakfast … with some cold, hard cash! Had a BRILLIANT week. This is mainly due to my superior gambling skills, granted, but as the old saying goes ‘you can’t gamble when you’re an idiot’, and I am not an idiot. Hence my win.
It makes no sense to me when people slag off online blackjack. It has all the thrills and spills of its offline counterpart but with none of the bad feeling. If I lose at a casino, I have to do the walk of shame back home, and inevitably end up crawling into bed at 6am with Lucy crying herself into unconsciousness. When I play on my laptop, Lucy just crawls up next to me and waits up until I finish, then when I do finish, I knock the computer off and we go straight to sleep. If anything, online blackjack has saved my relationship!
What’s going to happen this weekend, then? Lucy is away with her mother (again!) and I am at a loose end. Perhaps another quiet outing (not!) with the lads is in order? My mate Gazzo is down from Manchester and he’s always a laugh! Last time we went out he fell in a bin!
I might also spend some time on my wheels. Picked up an old BMW 5-series a couple of months back and she needs a little TLC. When I first got it, Lucy joked that she would leave me because I spent so much time with it, then she went to her mother’s house for a couple of days, just to leave me to get on with things. I think she knew I needed time alone with the car.
I love that girl.
