Archive for the ‘S.E.O.’ Category

Doing websites the right way

Friday, January 13th, 2012

As part of my business, I advise people on their websites – but sometimes it’s really hard to get through to them about why certain things are important and other things aren’t. During my consultancy career, I’ve encountered a lot of clients who don’t understand that to see results, you have to invest in the right practices.

For many businesses, websites are their chief marketing and advertising tool – yet there are several small businesses out there which expect them to work as if by magic, when they actually need a lot of careful planning. It is vital to consider who are you trying to reach with your website; and what do you want to say to those people. For example, a builder in Manchester may want to particularly focus on building extensions. This means he has to think about the people in his area who want extensions and what will appeal to them – then communicate those things via the website’s copy and images.

It’s also important to make sure that a website design incorporates search engine optimisation (SEO) techniques to ensure that people can reach it in the first place, via internet search engines such as Google. It’s no good having a great website if people can’t find it! This means that the structure of your website and the words you use need to be geared towards search engine detection tools and search phrases that people are likely to use.

It all sounds very obvious, I know – but it’s amazing how many people manage to create a website that looks impressive, without properly communicating what their services are, or making their website easy to find.

Gary Vine’s Guide to Networking

Saturday, October 2nd, 2010

After last week’s sensational guide to coffee, I have decided to keep doing guides reminding you all how to really get ahead in business. This week I’m chagging (‘chatting’ but with your g’s) about networking, which is when people meet while constantly having their phones out.

Why should I network?
Networking is used by businesses in order to create relationships with other businesses. Sometimes, having a good product or offering a good service just won’t do, so it’s important to lie to other business people in order to look good. Lord Alan Sugars from The Apprentice hasn’t ever really said anything about networking but, if he didn’t like it, he would definitely say “YOU’RE SACKED, BABY!” to it.

Who should I network to?
Old people. Everybody knows the future of big business is the elderly. At the end of the day, it’s their money that young people eventually spend on small-to-moderate businesses, so they should be targeted hard and fast. Do this by making a beeline for a codger as soon as you step in the room. If you can gain their trust, they may even end up investing in your business. Two words: Be aggressive.

What is the best network
Super Emirates Mobile 2000. (It’s from Qatar).

When is the best time to network
When they are weak! Hahaha, just a half-joke! It’s best to go in at the beginning of the networking event, then at the end, and a little bit in the middle. NEVER approach anybody on the quarter-hour (check out Jobs-Rimn 1991 for a case study).

What should I wear?
Wear a nice shirt. Something that says who you are. That being said, avoid nametags. Don’t wear a cheap shirt; you’re applying for future business relations, not a debt consolidation loan. What’s more, if you stain your pants with a drink or something, don’t change them. It makes you look human.

That’s all for now. Next time I’ll be telling you all how to use Twitter in a way that doesn’t embarrass God!

Top SEO tips

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

To be an SEO guru, it’s important to follow the readings of various giants in the industry (SEOgres). I’ve done this using Twitter and a number of online websites, and used everything I have learned to put together some top SEO tips…

1. Get rid of your girlfriend
SEO is a man’s world, and you’re not going to make it if you’ve got a girlfriend who is constantly showering you with affection and making sacrifices for you. Do what I did and kick her to the curb, even if it is after she leaves you first.

2. Avoid black shirts
Black shirt practice is a SE-no. Basically, there are three types of shirt you can wear in the SEO world – white, grey or black. Each represents how good you are at SEO. To ensure your website gets the right number of hits you need to get rid of every black shirt in your wardrobe. In addition, be sure to get your secretary to wash your white shirts separately to avoid being detected by Google.

3. Buy an iPhone
Following on from tip one – your iPhone is essentially your new girlfriend in that you will caress it at night, see it first-thing in the morning and throw it at the wall when things aren’t going well. Download every app you can find, especially the lightsaber one which is just like lightsabers.

4. Tweet
Whenever you are doing nothing, Tweet. Don’t worry if you have nothing of any importance to say – that’s the point! Twitter is a great way of getting your website out their and I’m so pleased Stephen Fry invented it.

5. Keywording
It’s important to use the right keywords whenever you can, but to keep the content of your website as organic as possible. Therefore, my site is mainly filled with humous recipes and I hyperlink the words ‘the’, ‘and’ and ‘a’.

6. Keep an eye on the traffic
Everyone hates traffic jams.

7. Watch The Apprentice
A no-brainer. Gary Vine wouldn’t be the man he is today if he hadn’t spent the last five years shouting “You’re fired” at strangers in the street.

8. Treat your Arachnophobia
Google is literally made up of millions are spiders linked together by wires in Japan. These spiders are your friends and you need to set aside any fears or differences you might have with them. As soon as I started my business I bought four tanks full of tarantulas and stuck them mine and Lucy’s bedroom. I’ve lost two of them, but that’s probably because they’ve gone back to Japan to tell Google how good my website is. God speed, Sugar and Jobs. God speed…

That’s all for now. Feel free to me-Tweet this post in order to help others with SEO.

SEO is A-OK!>

CORRECTION

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Sorry guys, just been informed it’s ‘SEO’ and not ‘Essio’…

Boy is my face read!