Well I’ve finally ended things with Lucy. But more importantly:
I HAVEN’T SEEN THE NEW DRAGONS’ DEN! PLEASE DON’T SEND ME SPOLIERS!
Anyway, it was time for me to kick her into the kerb and I did so after her 10-minute speech tearful about ‘moving on’. I couldn’t be happier to be honest, and the moment she stormed out I called Anya out from the kitchen cupboard and shrugged. You read that right – Lucy stormed out. She’s 25 years old.
So I’ve already started making plans for a Lucy-less operation. I think step one is to turn our flat into a makeshift office. It will help me to eat, drink and vomit business and it gives me a legitimate excuse to sell all Lucy’s stuff. I also think it’s a good idea to have Anya move in and charge her a bit of rent. That way, I’m not paying her any wages at all!
I’m sure people will get the wrong idea about Anya moving in, but if they read my blog and my Twitter (@GaryVine) they will see that I’m a good and honest man and that Lucy is completely in the wrong. After all, everything I have written here has been the absolute truth. Like Sir Alan Sugars says “Lies… YOU’RE SACKED!”
A friend of mine in Manchester I play on the online casino with recently brought up the idea of Essio marketing, which I believe is the practice of making your website the best by putting up pictures of cats and hamsters. With this is mind, I’ve already sent Anya out this morning to gather as many strays as she can and we’ll photograph them doing funny things and put them on the site.
The Manchester link has made me think about moving back up north. I’ve already added a number of Manchester-based Essio people on Twitter and I hope they’ll give me some great advice. Apparently there was even an Essio barbeque this week where people printed out Google pages and ate them! Haha just a joke! 
Must say “Ciao” for now. I have a Tomato Cappucino waiting and I’m ready to turn ‘Essio’ into ‘Yessio’!!
